Album Review: Miley Cyrus – Bangerz

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What a year 2013 was for Miley Cyrus.  She went from almost falling off the face of the planet through sheer irrelevance to becoming the biggest pop culture phenomenon of the year.  Following all her ridiculous/attention-getting antics at the VMAs, Miley released her first album in 3 years.  Bangerz is exactly what it wants to be – an over the top pop album with synth-beats on almost every track and some big names in the Rap game (Big Sean, Future, etc).

One of the four album covers for Bangerz. The rest can be found here.

One of the four album covers for Bangerz. The rest can be found here.

I will be giving my overall grade (on a scale of 1 – 10; 10 being the best) of the album at the end, but instead of reordering the songs into ‘best to worst’ order I will be using colors to visually demonstrate which songs I like the most, least, and the songs I am apathetic about.

If a song is green – I like it more than others; if a song is blue – It’s listenable; if a song is red – I don’t really like it. I will be adding purple to the list as well; purple will be for my favorite song on the album.

I have written a short review of every song and highlighted it based upon the scale above.

Track List

1. Adore You
2. We Can’t Stop
3. SMS (Bangerz) feat. Britney Spears
4. 4×4 feat. Nelly
5. My Darlin’ feat. Future
6. Wrecking Ball
7. Love, Money, Party feat. Big Sean
8. Get it Right
9. Drive
10. FU feat. French Montana
11. Do My Thang
12. Maybe You’re Right
13. Someone Else

Cyrus performing on December 2013. (Source)

Cyrus performing on December 2013. (Source)

Track reviews

 1. Adore You

This was the opening song on the album, and it quickly bored me.  Not a great way to start an album, but lucky for Miley she was able to pull the rest of this album out of the rubble.

2. We Can’t Stop

Not a bad song.  Initially I did not like this song when I heard over the summer because it was not Party in the USA but it has eventually grown on me.  It’s green because as hard as you try to avoid this song, hearing it is inevitable.  Very catchy, very Miley.  This was the first everyone saw of Nu-Miley.

3. SMS (Bangerz) feat. Britney Spears

The first really cool sounding song on the album.  Very cool feature of Brittney Spears.  Still pretty repetitive.  First time I’ve listened to a Miley Cyrus song that she said a swear word. She is no longer Hannah Montana and that’s okay.

4. 4×4 feat. Nelly

There is a very interesting instrumental track for this song.  Almost sounds a bit country at times, which makes the Nelly feature make so much sense.  You really get to hear the Southern roots of Miley in her vocals for this track.  Nelly continues to do Nelly things, makes me miss ‘Country Grammar.’

5. My Darlin’ feat. Future

There is a lot of emotion put into the first lines Miley has in the song, but then Future comes in and ruins it.  Honestly, any other feature would make this an okay song.  The lyrics shift from pretty emotional and heart broken at the start, to “we gon’ make a movie, its gon’ be in 3d.”  This song had potential, but it just couldn’t keep me interested.

6. Wrecking Ball

Everybody and their mother knows this song and video.  There really isn’t anything I can say about this song that hasn’t already been said.  Pretty good lyrically, pretty catchy.

7. Love, Money, Party feat. Big Sean

Miley is channeling her inner Ke$ha on this song.  The words “Love”, “Money”, and ”Party” are repeated over and over and over.  Kind of gives me a headache.  If it wasn’t for Big Sean’s verse on this song I think this would have been a red song.


This song reminds me of a Robin Thicke song, with Miley playing the role of Thicke.  When you think of the song like that it is pretty interesting. The similarities to this song and ‘Blurred Lines’ are apparent.

9. Drive

Miley opens this song showing off her impressive vocal range. I am a big fan of the instrumental track used.  It made me want to freestyle at times, which is always a good thing.  Lyrics follow the heartbreak of most of the album.

After listening to the whole album, I have decided that this song is my favorite.  This song is good summary for the album.  It is very catchy at times, but it’s coming from a place of pain.  Miley is weak, confused, and scared.  To me, this song shows that.

10. FU feat. French Montana

This is another pretty cool song.  French Montana is another poor feature, but he doesn’t do a whole lot, so it doesn’t affect the track a whole lot.  The vocals are grandiose over a very dub-by instrumental – which sounds like a weird combination – but it ends up working for the song.  The lyrics are slightly goofy at times and don’t really go with her vocals, but it still ends up working.

11. Do My Thang

Stop trying to rap on trap beats Miley; I don’t think it works for you as much as you think.  A lot of “bitch rhymes with bitch” rhyme patterns… Weak.

12. Maybe You’re Right

Meh.  The whole ‘every song is about Thor’s Brother’ thing is getting a little boring at this point in the album.

13. Someone Else

I enjoyed this song.  I couldn’t tell you what I really enjoyed about it, but I know that I liked it.

The bracelet on Cyrus's knuckles reads 'NICK.'

The bracelet on Cyrus’s knuckles reads ‘NICK.’


2013 was Miley Cyrus’ year as far as popularity goes, but it also has been a year full of heartbreak and self-destruction for the young pop star.  She dealt with the end of a marriage proposal, which is never an easy thing for anyone to do.  She came back from all that to release an album that was nothing like anything she had done before.

Personally, I enjoyed a chunk of the album.  Miley has amazing talent when it comes to singing.  There are times when I see her have the vocal range of someone like Christina Aguilera, which is amazing, but there are also times where she feels that she would rather rap.  I was not a fan of the latter.  The album was filled with “Bangerz” that you would typically hear at a college party or a club, but if that is not your scene then this album is not for you.

 Final Grade : 7/10

Too much of the CD was boring, or repetitive, to the point where I couldn’t see myself giving a much higher rating, but overall the CD was not terrible.  Miley is still young, so I can see her making many more albums following this; lets just hope the next one isn’t all about Thor’s Brother.

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What I Expect To See In My Lifetime

Here are several mix-bag events that I expect to happen throughout my lifetime (or at least partially in my lifetime), which could span several decades, or more. Chime in if you agree or disagree.

  • AIDS Vaccine (already happening)
  • Cure for most types of cancer
  • Steinbrenners sell the New York Yankees
  • Self-Driving Cars will be over 50% of the cars on the road (supposedly by 2040)
  • First Female President of The United States of America
  • First Agnostic President of The United States of America (I’m not saying the first female Prez will also be the first agnostic Prez)

    United States of America

    United States of America (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • Marijuana legalization throughout the entire United States (already slowly happening)
  • Marriage Equality legalized throughout the entire United States (already happening, at a faster rate than marijuana legalization)
  • A Central African Country will host the World Cup or Summer Olympics.
  • Virtual Reality (we’re getting closer)
  • Microsoft will eventually stop making game consoles; Same with Sony. Nintendo will still be churning out game consoles.
  • Global, or at least regional currency, will be created (i.e. The Euro, but on a larger scale)
  • The extinction of Polar Bears, Pandas, Rhinos, and several other large mammals
  • A way to ‘create’ a Woolly Mammoth from a Mammoth frozen in ice (I believe they’re trying to do this now)
  • More small sovereign nations
  • Football slowly becoming America’s least favorite game; Basketball overtakes it

    English: Cleveland Browns Stadium Category:Ima...

    English: Cleveland Browns Stadium Category:Images of Cleveland, Ohio (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • Baseball still using archaic rules, but allowing performance enhancing drugs
  • Robotic maids, similar to Roomba, but more efficient (Don’t think of Rosie from the Jetsons though)
  • Several large scale natural disasters
  • Natural disasters that are caused from man; accidently and intentionally (see here).
  • Warfare strictly between drones
  • Apple will go bankrupt
  • Google will be richer than ever, and more invasive than ever
  • Traveling to Mars will be shorter, but there won’t be a space colony just yet
  • A super virus that will do untold damage to human life (Think Spanish Influenza damage)
  • The Cleveland Browns will have a winning season
  • The Chicago Cubs still will not have won a World Series
  • Several amendments will be made to the constiution; some ‘good’ and some ‘bad’ through the eyes of the American public
  • There will still be comic book movies made
  • You will be able to watch 3D without using any sort of eyewear

There’s 30 events, or happenings, that I believe will happen over my lifetime. Agree, disagree? Let me know in the comments.